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Video Blog #1: Funny Things You See During Jummah (Pilot)

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FUNNY THINGS YOU SEE AT JUMMAH (FRIDAY PRAYER)
Here are some tips for the Khatibs to make Jummah (Friday Prayer) go more smoothly. This is part of the videoblog series, which can be found on www.ummahfilms.com. If you are not Muslim, you may understand what is going on but if you are Muslim, you'll probably going to relate to it. We've been looking for a good Muslim Video Blog and weren't able to find much out there so we decided to start our own. Anyways, let's us know what you think InshAllah (comments please):

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I think if your ... ( 2 weeks ago by Monocromagnum)

I think if your going to spout nonsense please elaborate.

i love your videos. ... ( 2 weeks ago by iluvarabs4ever)

i love your videos.............nice tips!!!

May Allah forgive ... ( 2 weeks ago by SamatarTube)

May Allah forgive us all! ameen.
(MUSLIMS) READ THIS!:
Allah humma salli ala muhammadin waala aali
muhammadin kama salaita ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameed
um majeed. Allah hummabarik ala muhammadin wa ala aali muhammadin
kamabarakta ala Ibraheema wa alaaali Ibraheema inna ka hameed um majeed.
May Allah (the merciful) reward this young lady, and give her strong imaan, ameen.

...why? ( 2 weeks ago by woohoo242424)

...why?

..what? how? ( 2 weeks ago by woohoo242424)

..what? how?

salaam bro,r u ... ( 2 weeks ago by mlz27)

salaam bro,r u muslim?look jus friendly advice,i will convert 2 islam mashallah soon,i dont think its good 4 u 2 use dat language cus it jus puts ppls backs up mor to listen 2 wats islam abot,cas Muhummed never spoke in dat way n never use violnce so plz b careful inshalla u'll understand

Zomg the too many ... ( 2 weeks ago by alexhaas)

Zomg the too many pauses is a de ja vu xD !

Oh for god's sake, ... ( 1 week ago by analyticSynthetic)

Oh for god's sake, if I hear that "Islam is the fastest growing religion" line one more time I swear I'll explode.
It's the fastest growing religion because:
1) It's not, atheism is growing faster.
2) Because of the irresponsibly high birth rates in the impoverished Muslim countries as compared to Christian countries.
3) Because you threaten people who try to leave so they just stay nominally Muslim.

1) Tough luck, ... ( 1 week ago by analyticSynthetic)

1) Tough luck, you've made it people's business.
2) Trouble is that Islam sees enemies everywhere. It saw enemies when Mohammed was alive and it's been seeing enemies ever since.
3) Fair to women, don't make me laugh. You might convince yourselves with this bullshit, but you're not convincing anyone who actually understands what kangaroo courts and religious repression are.

thats funny you ... ( 1 week ago by damanahmed)

thats funny you contradicted your firt point when you put the second two so typical of a christian. lol

Array ( 1 week ago by analyticSynthetic)

no i didn't.
Muslims can't have it both ways. They can't keep trying to promote their beliefs and trying to convert people and then moan when people comment on it or say they don't like it.

Flipping heck this ... ( 1 week ago by ufoodsk)

Flipping heck this guy don't know when to quit yeah you analytic synthetic. All this history jibber jabber, give it a rest. I been watching some of brother Ali's videos and almost every video broadcast your blabbing on about history. The Quran is the key not some papers holding history of some person you or i never met also weather it is true or not. Personally as a Muslim could not give a damn as its written about events by a human not by god.
Islam is the fastest growing religion, BOOM! LOL

Islam is the ... ( 1 week ago by INeverDie99)

Islam is the fastest growing religion......
Did u explode yet?

I am an atheist, ... ( 1 week ago by Tentaclethulhu)

I am an atheist, though I don't agree with analyticSynthetic on a number of his points (for one atheism is not a religion). I hang out with a lot of Muslims lately, and have attended two halaqahs and two Jummahs, in addition to having studied a fair amount of history in my time.
While he is unduly harsh and judgmental, and is clearly taking the actions of a few extremists as indicators of the whole group, your answer to disregard "all this history jibber jabber" reflects poorly on you.

Yeah my head ... ( 1 week ago by analyticSynthetic)

Yeah my head exploded and my brains fell out and now I think I might become a Muslim.

Which points? That ... ( 1 week ago by analyticSynthetic)

Which points? That Muslim countries are more impoverished than non-Muslim ones and impoverished people have larger families and that this boosts numbers? Or that Islam doesn't allow people to leave - in common with other cults?

I can see his ... ( 1 week ago by ufoodsk)

I can see his understanding of Islam slacks and he views Islam with arrogance. Also i disregard his history about Islam as its jibber jabber. Why because as a Muslim i believe in the Quran and i believe the main source of being a good Muslim is taught by the Quran. And as its a book of signs it teaches about certain events this world will encounter. So i don't understand how it reflects poorly on me, when i see another mans words of Islamic history a load of jibbir jabber.

yayyyyy lmao..your ... ( 1 week ago by INeverDie99)

yayyyyy lmao..your a cool person. at least your not talking smack about islam.

so dumb, muslims ... ( 6 days ago by sensualdog2)

so dumb, muslims and some culture call other ppl from same religion or nation SISTERS! but they die to fuck them and so often call them sister and in the end they ask to have sex relation with. Call all of them SISTER but want to fuck them! hey brother... hi sister, but locking to get out of each others sex pleasure. calling someone sister it dose not bring you closer, is just acting STUPID.

whoa there, calm ... ( 6 days ago by GigiMorr)

whoa there, calm down, u don't even know what u're talking about!! Yes we call other pple brothers and sisters, but that's out of respect. What it seems to me, is that u faill to notice that not everyone have the same dirty thoughts as you! so, u're making a problem out of nothing. Chill, and if u don't get somehting, just ask questions, and don't assume that you know what it's all about, bc that's what's real stupid.

ROFL at 2:57 ( 5 days ago by xxcoolxx2333)

ROFL at 2:57

just fuck ur sister! ( 4 days ago by kholid87)

just fuck ur sister!

Array ( 2 days ago by PSPhelp2008)

which video
was his 1st ever ?

the majority of the ... ( 1 day ago by LilBlitz116)

the majority of the world i impoverished there are more poor non muslim countries.u exceed the limits of permissasble stupidity