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Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting

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gee, it seems ... ( 3 weeks ago by zachsterdisaster)

gee, it seems really convenient

whats a shit prog ... ( 3 weeks ago by brendennium)

whats a shit prog lol

Lol you sound like ... ( 3 weeks ago by LordHardkore)

Lol you sound like a real 'tard.

Ok first of all you ... ( 3 weeks ago by josh885)

Ok first of all you have to train it to recognize your voice. You cant just plug in a mic and expect it to work. It says so right in the set up. Second he obviously doesn't know what the commands are for half the shit he wants to make it do. Third why is it funny or surprising when the computer types what he says into the mic? Here's a news flash. The computer can't tell you weren't talking to it. Most of his trouble was caused by realizing this simple and basic fact.

your mom does ( 3 weeks ago by tayyabqwerty)

your mom does

certainly works ... ( 3 weeks ago by yNeville)

certainly works better then most Vista features.

so does your sister ... ( 2 weeks ago by depressionrulezme)

so does your sister dudE!! voice recognition is for the lazy,

ehehehehehehee yeh ... ( 2 weeks ago by Navitz)

ehehehehehehee yeh i have the same problem.. im still training my voice recognition... sometimes it comes up with funny stuff. mine still have troubles with distinguishing the difference between The and V.

OK, first of all, ... ( 2 weeks ago by i80and)

OK, first of all, how do you know he didn't train it? As someone who tried to get Windows Vista's idiotic speech recognition system to work, training only makes it worse. For me anyhow. Secondly, only several of his problems were due to ignorance. Thirdly, it was humorous because it was hilariously bad at figuring out what he was saying; not because it was quoting him verbatim.

Because if he had ... ( 2 weeks ago by josh885)

Because if he had trained it would have worked. Maybe you had a shitty mic or a too much back ground noise. I had it working just fine. I don't use it any more because I feel kind of stupid talking to the computer like that though.

voice input - what ... ( 2 weeks ago by JJ7843523)

voice input - what a waste of time. Could have typed what you wanted in a minute. It would be really aggravating to work somewhere where someone was yelling random words into a computer all day.

gotta be staged. no ... ( 2 weeks ago by crazylax42)

gotta be staged. no way anyone is that slow of a learner. Not appropriate for this application, anyway.

Yeh. I don't care ... ( 1 week ago by fruitl00p08)

Yeh. I don't care what these guys say lol
This is exactly what it's like! It's sooo annoying! /hilarious

Windows is SNAFU as ... ( 1 week ago by terroristen)

Windows is SNAFU as always

I know exactly what ... ( 1 week ago by nitrous9200)

I know exactly what he feels like, the voice recognition is pretty crappy at first because it hasn't been trained, and sometimes other noise confuses it. And it's not really designed for doing programming! Though once it's trained it's pretty cool and somewhat practical.

why would u get ... ( 1 week ago by psp3602)

why would u get banned i wana know

Can I put a ... ( 1 week ago by briansacks)

Can I put a question here? and please don't flame me..
Vista speech recognition works for me EXCEPT if I repeat a word or short phrase it jumps back to the first time I used it; often it jumps to bringing up a set of numbered choices; basically, I NEVER issue commands (other than "open parentheses" etc) yet it keeps interpreting what I say as a command.
Any suggestions?

Array ( 1 week ago by yourpersonalspammer)

lol lol lol
yeah, it's soooo easy and not at all frustrating.. ;-)

I'm freaking dieing ... ( 1 week ago by OryanBaker)

I'm freaking dieing over here....Strike one win for Vista!!!!

lol the caps lock ... ( 1 week ago by deathscore)

lol the caps lock part wont work :P

and god this is ... ( 1 week ago by deathscore)

and god this is funny

OMG it's hilarious! ... ( 1 week ago by Allen4088)

OMG it's hilarious!
You are so patient or you have good humor sense :)

lmfao i started ... ( 1 week ago by sitbackandtakenotes)

lmfao i started dieing laughing u were so patient then all of a sudden "im gunna fucking kill somebody" lol

hahah grate vid ... ( 3 days ago by aaragon88)

hahah grate vid guys... was it supose to be funny? idk lol