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Achmed The Dead terrorist

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A Jeff Dunham Production.

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glad my friends ... ( 1 week ago by Hothead4000)

glad my friends said to watch this
Jeff: if uv bn in my suitcase the whole time how did u get past seurity?
Achmed: oh thats easy, when they open the case i say "ello! i am lindsey lohan!
Jeff: Do u c a bright light when u die?
Achmed: if ur dumb enuf 2 watch the explosion then yes
Jeff: well some ppl say u c a bight light when u die, what did u c?
Achmed: flying car parts...
Jeff: what was the last thing that went through your mind?
Achmed: my ass

so kul me and me ... ( 1 week ago by lezbian22)

so kul me and me lass thinks well funny lezbian22 x x x x

knock knock ' who ... ( 1 week ago by lezbian22)

knock knock ' who there' ME I KILL U LOL

that is halarious ( 1 week ago by birdude123543)

that is halarious

that was so not ... ( 1 week ago by wwewrestling12321)

that was so not funny about the priests
you sick person

Achmed: Right there ... ( 1 week ago by gawjushvicky)

Achmed: Right there were 2 jews...
Jeff: No No.
Achmed: you dont let jews ???? YOU RACEST BASTERD
Jeff: I don't want racest jokes in my act
Achmed: I'll kill them.
NoNo, I would toss a penny between them
and watch them FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
PMSL!

Jeff:"How do you ... ( 6 days ago by HIPEOPLE652)

Jeff:"How do you spell it?"
Achmed:"What?!"
Jeff:"how do you spell your name?"
Achmed:"Oh, A-C-Phlem"
Funny as hell

Jeff: So was that a ... ( 6 days ago by 000thebfutes000)

Jeff: So was that a nice facility?
Achmed: It used to be.
Jeff: What happened?
Achmed: New guy. The idiot tried to practice!
Jeff: And what have you guys learned from that?
Achmed: Location. Location. Location!
Thats some funny shit... They are HILARIOUS!!!

frieken hallarious ( 6 days ago by redbullfan101)

frieken hallarious

*Falls over ... ( 6 days ago by Kairi12002)

*Falls over laughing* That was *Gasps for air* Freaking Funny *Pounds floor with fist*

omg! sooo funny! ( 6 days ago by PeArlzBaByz)

omg! sooo funny!

*points and laughs ... ( 6 days ago by russellk0431)

*points and laughs at you because you're an idiot.*

Love this video,if ... ( 5 days ago by ckieffer67)

Love this video,if you got offended by any of it,get a sense of humor,or get a life.keep it up Jeff,this stuff is hilarious

*Shoots with ... ( 5 days ago by Kairi12002)

*Shoots with machine gun cause your being Annoying*

sorry i whanted to ... ( 5 days ago by abbazzzi)

sorry i whanted to rate it awesome

SILENCE!!! I KILL ... ( 3 days ago by gemmajhill)

SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!!!

Array ( 3 days ago by Gucci2486)

knock knock !
who's there ?
me ! I kill you
LOL

ha lol ( 3 days ago by hhs786)

ha lol

deze video is mega ... ( 1 day ago by dede24091965)

deze video is mega cool en ik wens je nog veel sucses met je video

... ( 1 day ago by tasheshat)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

5:16 Dunham ''How ... ( 1 day ago by pokemonguy2001)

5:16 Dunham ''How did you get past security at the airport?''
Achmed ''Oh thats easy,they open the case and I go Hello! I am Lindsay Lohan!!''
HILARIOUSUSUSUSUSU

this video isnt ... ( 18 hours ago by cHARLESSOET)

this video isnt even fun

5:30 what you dont ... ( 16 hours ago by GG3695)

5:30 what you dont let jews in your bar
you racist bastard

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY ... ( 57 minutes ago by pouty80)

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY it is great love the linsey lohan joke hahahahaha lesbian skeleton lol :) If you dont like it YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!