"Oh sorry, I'll slit their throat." If you have children you realize even more how fucking epic that was.
"she ate vegetables ...( 2 months ago by kerryr123)
"she ate vegetables and drank water and then the baby came out of her ear" hahah!
"We're all eating, ...( 2 months ago by EmilyMannes)
"We're all eating, and I'm the only non-terroist aboard." Classic!! This man is a genius among drunk comedians. XD
This guy is soooo ...( 1 month ago by prometheusstone)
This guy is soooo fucking funny, you need to listen to him a few times because you can miss the subtleties which are hilarious. A genius of a comic. Surely The Greatest Comedian (just infront of Bernie Mac).
who's this guy!?( 1 month ago by saleri)
who's this guy!?
this guy is pure ...( 1 month ago by samisleeds1metalhead)
this guy is pure fuckin magic i love him!!
Dylan Moran.( 1 month ago by mactaktube)
Dylan Moran.
meant as a reply to ...( 1 month ago by mactaktube)
meant as a reply to saleri's comment
haha, i was quoting ...( 1 month ago by saleri)
haha, i was quoting him
oh, sorry( 1 month ago by mactaktube)
oh, sorry
"... so drunk, they ...( 1 month ago by Earendel84)
"... so drunk, they can't even spell their own face." "... but you wouldn't buy a toaster when you're drunk." fuckin genius...
wish he was coming ...( 1 month ago by allycat114)
wish he was coming to canada
I know that this ...( 1 month ago by nekidspaceman)
I know that this only has 2 more parts left, aarrgghh!!
He was SOOO good in ...( 1 month ago by luv22siing)
He was SOOO good in black books with bill baily my 2 favourite comedians...GREAT!!!
Amen, Brother!!!( 1 month ago by Turniphead0)
Amen, Brother!!!
LOL.good taste:P( 1 month ago by luv22siing)
LOL.good taste:P
WOMEN WANT FASCISTS ...( 4 weeks ago by Zingsta)
WOMEN WANT FASCISTS LMAO
'oh sorry, I'll ...( 3 weeks ago by happyjellyfish)
'oh sorry, I'll slit their throat' LOL
its got to be ...( 2 weeks ago by MemoryOfGravy)
its got to be crispy in just the right way! im smashed out og my face rigt now and its so funny !! hahaha
Actually, that made ...( 2 weeks ago by phemyda94)
Actually, that made me think because I am one of those childless people who gets really annoyed when kids are noisy in public... now I remember this line and don't get as annoyed.
My friend's seeing ...( 4 days ago by PedanticAndWhimsical)
My friend's seeing him tonight. Lucky! I love him =)
shut up u foolish ...( 4 days ago by dotty087)
shut up u foolish retard
Smashed, out of ...( 12 hours ago by caitox)
Smashed, out of their minds, they could not spell their own face.
If you have children you realize even more how fucking epic that was.
Classic!!
This man is a genius among drunk comedians. XD
"... but you wouldn't buy a toaster when you're drunk."
fuckin genius...
LOL
im smashed out og my face rigt now and its so funny !! hahaha
I love him =)