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Hummus: The Rap



Uploaded by: GoRemy
Video Description:
An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer!
Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced:
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
Dip it to my thumb-us.
It's the best, beats the rest
When you seem to need a
paste with some taste
to put on your pita
Hit me, hit me
With a little chick pea
Got a lot of bread
That's the trick, see?
I'm a fast pita eater
got the pedal to the metal
Putting down so much bread
You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel
Now my bread's all gone
Hmm, what's the next pick?
Checkin the pantry
How 'bout some bread sticks?
Bust the tops off the box
Dip it in all the way
Put that stick in my head
Like I'm Phineas Gage
I got my hummus from the supermarket
Don't be a weenie
If you want real hummus in your stomach
Then you need some tahini
Is this hummus cooked?
You ain't gotta boil it, yo
You just need more peas
than a toilet bowl
You've been sitting there for hours eating?
Maybe brah...
It's like the toilet's eating hummus
Through a crazy straw!
Remy Remz in a Benz
Cruisin' on a Sunday
When'd you rent a Benz, Remz?
I thought you rock a Hyundai
Driving up to Detroit
Now that summer's here
Rock City?
Nah man, I call it Hummusville!
What, you on vacation?
Sounds like a nice world
Man, I'm working harder
than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl
Dearborn's the place
where the hummus flows
I thought they liked coneys, man
I saw it in the Post
I love dipping in the hummus, man
I beg your pardon?
I'm eating more paste
than I did in kindergarten
Options pouring out on Warren
lots of food I see
Got cuisine on from Shatila
down to New Yasmeen
I done came for the food
I'm a hummus-eating menace
Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough
Aren't you a dentist?
Clap your hands really fast
If you think hummus is the best
Now shake sh-shake shake your pita
If you hit the hummus with paprika
Saddam, Iran, Osama,
Baby bomber drama, little peace:
it's on your TV, but believe me
There is good in Middle East, it's...
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
With Thomas Jefferson-us.

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this is soooo funny ( 4 days ago by MandaLuvsMac)
this is soooo funny
don't worry this ... ( 4 days ago by cheezman205)
don't worry this isn't scary or anything
this is how it works...
1.hold your breath
2.copy and paste to 1 video
if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER
the thomas ... ( 4 days ago by sk8erf0sh0)
the thomas jefferson part was stupid an funny
awesome video. ... ( 4 days ago by grendayPSP)
awesome video. awesome hummas! 5/5! rofl
this is so funny ... ( 4 days ago by Yassiib)
this is so funny lmao
im eating more ... ( 3 days ago by zoneA25)
im eating more paste then i did in kindergarten!! lmao
LOLLLLLLLL ( 3 days ago by bouncess11)
LOLLLLLLLL
hey im from detriot ( 3 days ago by jimmy6835)
hey im from detriot
YOU ARE SO FUnny ( 3 days ago by kasahg)
YOU ARE SO FUnny
Actually hummus ... ( 3 days ago by KingSparta1990)
Actually hummus originated in Lebanon or Palestine not Iraq. It started in that region. Though it does not really matter, because it's still a Middle Eastern Cuisine. Israeli's trying to market it as their own; it's not enough they steal our land. Palestinian Born and Proud. Palestine will always be Palestine no matter what you Israel's call it.
This is off the ... ( 3 days ago by wildtaoist)
This is off the HOOK. Oh my god I skipped class to watch this. thank you.
lol with thomas ... ( 2 days ago by allylove12345)
lol with thomas jefferson?
i know eh.. israels ... ( 2 days ago by BlackBalloonx3)
i know eh.. israels are always tryin to take stuff from palestine... like get your own.. -_- fk israel. i hate dem.
they're pieces of sht. they have no country.
GIHAD ( 2 days ago by MalleyMonster)
GIHAD
lol i love hummus ( 1 day ago by shoes300dollers)
lol i love hummus
damn israelis. ... ( 1 day ago by arabskills)
damn israelis. PALESTINE ALL DAY BABY!!!
actually its spelt ... ( 1 day ago by afroman22)
actually its spelt jihad
that is awesome ... ( 21 hours ago by beerizg00d)
that is awesome your my best fan i love you
ydr8itl,u54 and i ... ( 21 hours ago by beerizg00d)
ydr8itl,u54 and i am a butt hole
sommer is the ... ( 21 hours ago by beerizg00d)
sommer is the smartest and sarah is the killer and lena is the best but LITTLEST CHILD AMMAR IS A POOPNINJA BUT ALSO
HE THANKS A SPIDER-MAN AND BEN 10 IS REAL
haha this has to be ... ( 15 hours ago by dylan32121)
haha this has to be the best rap yet.
5/5
NICE i like it ( 14 hours ago by crookedspokeadjacent)
NICE i like it
aahahahahah i love ... ( 11 hours ago by Xetenor)
aahahahahah i love this video hell yea!!!
Array ( 59 minutes ago by Javitjuh91)
LOOL
Clap your hands really fast
If you think hummus is the best
Now shake sh-shake shake your pita
If you hit the hummus with paprika
i was rolling on the floor of laughing XD


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